Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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