We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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