But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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