Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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