Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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