Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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