I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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