You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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