I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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