you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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