The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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