My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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