I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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