There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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