just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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