p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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