Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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