do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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