It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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