Do vagina's smell?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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