If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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