were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
