Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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