do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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