What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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