Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Shame is for Republicans.
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