You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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