Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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