u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Randomize
