Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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