You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
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can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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