So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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