this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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