problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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