yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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