watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
