yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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