i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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