Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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