it wasn't lemon gatorade
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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