So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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