Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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