there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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