I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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