This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
