last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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