I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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