I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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