ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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