hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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