college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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