big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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