so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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