You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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